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12 DISCIPILES

SIMON the pieman--(SIMON )
jammed--(JAMES)
his pie in the john--(JOHN)
filled--(PHILLIP)
it up with water and drew--(ANDREW)
it out. He placed it on the bar--(BARTHOLOMEW)
and dried it off with a mat.--(MATTHEW)
A tom cat--(THOMAS)
stole the pie and placed it in alf's--(JAMES_ALPHAEUS)
pocket. He was so sad that-- (THADDAEUS)
Simon took a cane--(SIMON_CANAANITE)
and hit him until a Jew in a chariot--(JUDAS ISCARIOT)
rode up and grabbed the cane.



THIRTEEN COLONIES

IN ORDER THE ORDER THAT THEY JOINED THE UNION
A LADY FROM DELAWARE BOUGHT A TICKET ON THE
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD. SHE PACKED A NEW,JERSEY SWEATER
IN HER SUITCASE, AND WENT TO VISIT
HER FRIEND NAMED GEORGIA IN CONNECTICUT
THE NEXT MORNING SHE AND HER FRIEND ATTENDED

MASS IN A CHURCH ON MARY'S LAND. THEN THEY
TOOK THE SOUTH CAR LINE HOME AND DINED ON A
NEW HAM
WHICH HAD BEEN ROASTED By VIRGINIA
THE COOK FROM NEW YORK .AFTER DINNER THEY
TOOK THE NORTH CAR LINE HOME AND
RODE
TO THE ISLAND.




FRIDAY (F) IS THE SAME (=) 9 TO 5 DRAG IN COLLEGE (C)

BUT I'VE ONLY GOT 32 MINUTES TO GO!

 

 

 

 

 

F=9/5C + 32